P\u0159ejel jsem st\u00e1tn\u00ed hranice, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m vyhr\u00e1no. A je t\u0159eba \u0159\u00edct, pro\u010d to tak c\u00edt\u00edm a pro\u010d jedu do Mylh\u00faz, m\u011bsta, kde patrn\u011b nikdo nikdy nebyl, nikdo o n\u011bm nic nev\u00ed (a\u010d se tam narodil Alfred Dreyfus) a kam by se nikdo z vlastn\u00ed v\u016fle nevydal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
V\u010dera jsem ka\u017edou volnou chv\u00edli b\u011bhem pr\u00e1ce (ano, produktivita musela j\u00edt stranou) spekuloval a d\u00edval se do aplikace, kter\u00e1 mi v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch dvou m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch, d\u00e1-li modr\u00fd b\u016fh, bude ka\u017edodenn\u00edm chlebem. A taky drahocenn\u00fd \u010das v\u011bnoval vol\u00e1n\u00ed na infolinku \u010cesk\u00fdch drah, p\u0159i n\u011bm\u017e si \u010dlov\u011bk sta\u010d\u00ed ost\u0159\u00edhat nehty, um\u00fdt hlavu, vylo\u017eit n\u00e1dob\u00ed z my\u010dky, o\u0161krabat brambory a vykoupat se, aby tak akor\u00e1t p\u0159esn\u011b stihl \u00favodn\u00ed \u201edobr\u00fd den\u201c \u017eiv\u00e9ho oper\u00e1tora. Dost m\u011b toti\u017e znejistilo j. pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed cesty do Budape\u0161ti, proto\u017ee ta si musela \u010d\u00e1st j\u00edzdn\u00e9ho zaplatit, a\u010d vyhr\u00e1la podobn\u011b \u201ebezplatnou\u201c cestu po Evrop\u011b a do Budape\u0161ti pojede p\u0159\u00edm\u00fdm vlakem. P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem cht\u011bl prvn\u00ed cestu uskute\u010dnit jako testovac\u00ed na jeden den do \u0160v\u00fdcarska, jen\u017ee \u0161v\u00fdcarsk\u00fd oper\u00e1tor se ohledn\u011b datov\u00e9 SIM karty neozval a j\u00e1 kv\u016fli J. pr\u00e1ci mus\u00edm z\u00edtra z\u016fstat v pohotovosti v dosahu internetu. Sna\u017eil jsem se tud\u00ed\u017e naj\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00ed spojen\u00ed, abych si ve vlaku odpo\u010dinul. Napadlo m\u011b z\u016fstat v dosahu \u0160v\u00fdcarska a jen tak si okolo jezdit vlakem (kdy\u017e u\u017e snad m\u016f\u017eu), jen\u017ee do \u017denevy a spol. se jezd\u00ed mnoha vlaky a z toho dva jedou po \u00fazem\u00ed \u010ceska. A tak jsem hledal dlouhou cestu, b\u011bhem n\u00ed\u017e bych jednak p\u0159ejel hranice a jednak mohl sp\u00e1t. A takov\u00e1 vede do Polska. U\u017e jsem si maloval, \u017ee z Var\u0161avy se vyd\u00e1m na Slovensko a do Ma\u010farska, jen\u017ee i cesta z v\u00fdchodn\u00edho Polska na v\u00fdchodn\u00ed Slovensko vede p\u0159es kus Moravy na z\u00e1pad\u011b. A j\u00e1 se p\u0159itom nesm\u00edm vr\u00e1tit do \u010ceska, proto\u017ee jednou m\u016f\u017eu vycestovat a jednou se do \u010ceska vr\u00e1tit! Nevad\u00ed, \u0159ekl jsem si, kus cesty po Slezsku zaplat\u00edm. Jen\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed mezi mnoha nesmysln\u00fdmi podm\u00ednkami Interrailu je, \u017ee v\u00fdjezdovou cestu mus\u00edm stihnout b\u011bhem jednoho kalend\u00e1\u0159n\u00edho dne. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se k n\u00ed ale m\u016f\u017ee vyu\u017e\u00edt n\u011bkolik spoj\u016f, jak u\u017e m\u00e1m te\u010f ov\u011b\u0159eno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0160v\u00fdcarsk\u00fd oper\u00e1tor (konkr\u00e9tn\u011b Salt) se nakonec ozval t\u0159i hodiny p\u0159ed odjezdem. Na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v \u017denev\u011b lze koupit kartu s neomezen\u00fdmi daty za 10 frank\u016f na 4 dny. Jen\u017ee j\u00e1 u\u017e jsem m\u011bl dost toho v\u0161eho pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed. V\u010dera jsem si \u0159ekl, \u017ee p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1m pl\u00e1novat, v 17:51 sed\u00e1m v Beroun\u011b do vlaku a jedu sm\u011brem na Mylh\u00fazy, m\u011bsto plus minus kousek od \u0160v\u00fdcarska, a p\u0159esto ve Francii, na kterou na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u016f\u017eou byrokrati z Bruselu. Sice n\u011bkolika vlaky, ale hlavn\u011b \u017ee vyraz\u00edm \u2013 jakmile budu za hranicemi, pohlt\u00ed m\u011b sv\u011bt. \u017de budu r\u00e1no v Mylh\u00faz\u00e1ch, jist\u00e9 nen\u00ed, proto\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1ny si d\u00e1vat nebudu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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