{"id":1588,"date":"2022-10-14T20:45:24","date_gmt":"2022-10-14T18:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vlakem.chlebiq.eu\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2022-10-14T21:08:10","modified_gmt":"2022-10-14T19:08:10","slug":"sakrble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/sakrble\/","title":{"rendered":"Sakrbl\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Doma se sice sna\u017e\u00ed za ka\u017edou cenu moji cestu prodlou\u017eit, proto\u017ee od chv\u00edle, co jsem odjel, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 m\u016fj kamar\u00e1d \u0160pac\u00edr, se u n\u00e1s st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0159emesln\u00edci, ale m\u016fj n\u00e1vrat je nevyhnuteln\u00fd. Za osm dn\u00ed stejn\u011b ta par\u00e1da se slavn\u00fdm Interrailem skon\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 se pono\u0159\u00edm do ka\u017edodenn\u00edho programu s financov\u00e1n\u00edm kotl\u016f a nov\u00fdch automobil\u016f a d\u011bl\u00e1n\u00edm dob\u0159e klient\u016fm. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Barcelona-Saints vym\u011bkl pr\u00e1v\u011b kv\u016fli vidin\u011b brzk\u00e9ho konce, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 to bylo t\u00edm, \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem u\u017e asi p\u011btadvacet minut \u010dekal na informaci o cen\u011b m\u00edstenky a za tu dobu se fronta posunula o n\u011bjak\u00fdch \u010dty\u0159icet lid\u00ed (co\u017e ve v\u00fdsledku nen\u00ed m\u00e1lo, ale dal\u0161\u00edch zhruba \u0161edes\u00e1t a\u017e osmdes\u00e1t bylo je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ede mnou), jak jsem tak sed\u011bl a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, \u0159ekl jsem si, \u017ee by byla \u0161koda, kdybych si n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu sv\u00e9ho milovan\u00e9ho Madridu kazil mart\u00fdrii s m\u00edstenkami. Zlostn\u011b jsem mrsknul po\u0159adov\u00fdm \u010d\u00edslem do ko\u0161e a hrd\u011b jsem ode\u0161el sm\u011brem k hostelu. Cestou jsem na Skyscanneru na\u0161el letenky do Mnichova za n\u011bjak\u00fdch pades\u00e1t eur bu\u010f na z\u00edt\u0159ek, nebo na \u00fater\u00fd a zva\u017eoval, \u017ee pokud bude hostel \u00fanosn\u00fd, za tu cenu si klidn\u011b Barcelonu u\u017eiju. Jen\u017ee jak hostel, tak aerolinky mi nechali moje ba\u0165\u016f\u017ek\u00e1\u0159st\u00ed se\u017erat a\u017e na dno hlubok\u00e9ho tal\u00ed\u0159e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hostel je zvenku fajn, ale t\u00edm to kon\u010d\u00ed. Na recepci m\u011b nejd\u0159\u00edv zk\u00e1sli o dal\u0161\u00ed asi 3,5 eura za m\u011bstskou da\u0148 (budi\u017e), a je\u0161t\u011b cht\u011bli z\u00e1lohu 20 eur, kdybych ztratil kl\u00ed\u010d nebo jsem r\u00e1no ode\u0161el pozd\u011bji ne\u017e v deset. (Jsem snad roztr\u017eit\u00fd prv\u0148\u00e1\u010dek?) Pak jsem vyfasoval povle\u010den\u00ed, abych si s\u00e1m povl\u00e9kl, a \u0159ekli mi, \u017ee m\u00edsto t\u0159\u00ed lid\u00ed budu bydlet se sedmi. V nab\u00eddce p\u0159itom byly (za stejnou cenu) \u010dty\u0159- a \u0161estil\u016f\u017e\u00e1ky, tak\u017ee jsem objednal t\u0159i spolubydl\u00edc\u00ed. No nic, jednu noc to zvl\u00e1dnu, ale p\u0159edstava, \u017ee tam z\u016fstal byl noci t\u0159i, mi moc p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 nebyla. P\u0159iteplen\u00fd chlap\u00edk na recepci to ale vy\u0159e\u0161il za m\u011b, kdy\u017e \u0159ekl, \u017ee na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed dny jsou pln\u00ed a \u017ee se mo\u017en\u00e1 uvid\u00ed z\u00edtra. Jen\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem si cht\u011bl n\u011bkde venku posed\u011bt a p\u0159i tom si aspo\u0148 na chv\u00edli ud\u011blat jasno v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm programu. A dod\u011blal m\u011b striktn\u00ed podm\u00ednkou, \u017ee v hostelu nesm\u00edm p\u00edt alkohol. (To jako pro\u010d? Je mi snad dvan\u00e1ct?) Tak\u017ee zbyla druh\u00e1 mo\u017enost: koupit letenku do Mnichova, a pokud budu cht\u00edt (nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 muset), je\u0161t\u011b se chv\u00edli povozit n\u011bmeck\u00fdmi vlaky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dal jsem si sprchu a p\u0159i t\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti zjistil, \u017ee jsem si patrn\u011b nep\u0159ibalil ru\u010dn\u00edk. Nevad\u00ed, jsem mistr improvizace a ut\u0159el jsem se t\u0159i dny no\u0161en\u00fdm tri\u010dkem. Venku jsem chv\u00edli musel hledat n\u011bjak\u00fd voln\u00fd podnik, ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jsem ve \u0160pan\u011blsku, tak jsem nehledal dlouho, a objednal si klob\u00e1su a pivo (na aperitivo zdarma na misti\u010dce to nevypadalo). Otev\u0159el jsem notebook, abych objednal letenku, a u\u017e pl\u00e1noval, jak se p\u0159esunu na leti\u0161t\u011b, jen\u017ee za t\u011bch 50 eur m\u011bli letenky jen se zavazadly pod sedadla, a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, ve velikosti palubn\u00edho . A cena se r\u00e1zem vyhoupla na v\u00edc ne\u017e dvojn\u00e1sobek. Tak\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed improvizace&#8230; M\u016fj Flixbus odj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed z\u00edtra p\u0159ed des\u00e1tou z n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed Barcelona Nord do Lyonu. Cestu u\u017e zn\u00e1m a je docela pohodov\u00e1, tak to jist\u011b zvl\u00e1dnu. V ned\u011bli r\u00e1no budu v Lyonu, a pokud se to poda\u0159\u00ed, m\u016f\u017eu b\u00fdt n\u011bkdy ve\u010der kdov\u00edkde. Na brzk\u00fd n\u00e1vrat dom\u016f to nevypad\u00e1, \u0159emesln\u00edci, radujte se, a j\u00e1 k tomu \u017er\u00e1d\u00fdlku na dno p\u0159id\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b pln\u00e9 dou\u0161ky. Po\u0159\u00e1d ale plat\u00ed, \u017ee jsem tu dobrovoln\u011b. V podstat\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doma se sice sna\u017e\u00ed za ka\u017edou cenu moji cestu prodlou\u017eit, proto\u017ee od chv\u00edle, co jsem odjel, jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 m\u016fj kamar\u00e1d \u0160pac\u00edr, se u n\u00e1s st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0159emesln\u00edci, ale m\u016fj n\u00e1vrat je nevyhnuteln\u00fd. Za osm dn\u00ed stejn\u011b ta par\u00e1da se slavn\u00fdm Interrailem skon\u010d\u00ed a j\u00e1 se pono\u0159\u00edm do ka\u017edodenn\u00edho programu s financov\u00e1n\u00edm kotl\u016f a nov\u00fdch automobil\u016f &#8230; <a title=\"Sakrbl\u00e9\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/sakrble\/\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sakrbl\u00e9<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1588"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1595,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions\/1595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogy.chlebiq.eu\/vlakem\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}